10 things Christmas 2014 taught me…

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1) The ‘Christmas spirit’…

…Can’t be talked at you, or inspired AUDIT by watching a re-run of trashy tele – it’s like believing you’re “the one” without the cool field-trip to see the Oracle, you have to feel it’s Christmas. Yeah, I just realised how lame that Cheap Oakleys sounds, sorry.

2) The ‘light-coloured alcohol’ myth…

…Is a bare-faced lie. My best “morning-after’s” this season have been related to dark coloured beverages. Not sure I’ve only just learned this one, but definitely relevant…

3) The Eastenders special…

…Was on too high Wholesale nfl Jerseys a pedestal and ended up being totally pants!!! There are a-jillion issues not being addressed, and the ones that are, are being MASSIVELY downplayed. I’m so close to either writing in, auditioning (mostly for NFL Jerseys Cheap the chance to happy-slap Alfie and Dean), quitting cold turkey cheap jerseys wholesale OR writing my own script ONLY starring characters that are worthy. Seriously. 😯

4) Last minute Christmas shopping…

…Actually doesn’t have to be a huge hemorrhoid! You actually can get everything Ray Ban Sunglasses done, including wrapping and cards, with just days to spare. Of course you have to be Cheap Jerseys From China slightly masochistic to willingly attempt this, either way, no judgement here (ahem).

5) Classic movies…

…Get even more badass over time. I’m embarressed to say that I’m probably the only person I know who hasn’t seen the whole Godfather franchise (I’ve seen the first one, now) – but I’m now one of those people that think it’s one of the BEST gangster movies on record. Although I can’t argue with Fake Oakleys a late night episode of ‘Road Wars’ after coming in from a night out, get in!

6) Chocolate for breakfast…

…Is still a “thing” I like to follow – I overdid it and felt a bit sick after but was not sorry. At all!

7) Ridiculously late nights and embarrassingly late mornings…

…Are a beautiful luxury I’d long forgotten – I’m now cognisant of how easy it’d be to just never return to normalcy – Like, to literally decide that I’m not doing anything ever again. My gosh is sloth wholesale nfl jerseys seductive, or what?!

8) Hors d’oeuvre’s…

…are the devil! 😈

Any plate containing tiny pizzas, spring rolls, and chicken kebabs + the option to pass “Go” and collect 100 brownies, is evil! There can be no other explanation. *adjusts belt fastening*

9) Mince pies…

…Go so Oakleys Outlet well with a glass of milk, a cup 2016-10-08 of tea, a glass of wine, a shot of rum, a glass of rum-punch, an hors d’oeuvre…oh, for goodness sake, get those out of here! 😯

10) Christmas…

…Can be as eventful or as Oakleys sunglasses Outlet laid back as you want it, and be amazing either way. I’ve visited family and friends this season, some of whom were completely consumed with tiny details and others who seemed really indifferent. That invisible ‘Ebenezer ‘ barometer is bullshit, you can totally be Scroogey or be Father Christmas on a sugar high – and enjoy it, somewhere in-between is considered the norm, but buddy – it’s your Christmas – take the reigns! 😉

I hope you had a good one! xoxo


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